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Monday, December 14, 2015

Do you know why earthquake occurs???well here is why"

Whenever a man and a woman fight ,the men get pondered!!!and squandered!!!

What are you watching!!???

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This only happens in Kenya.This kid is Awesome!!!

Easiest way to escape police

M.j preparing for a concert..

 The moment you find. Michael Jackson's preparing for his concert.Damn!!!

 He be like "men!!!where the hell did my manager keep my chinese Nose!!!

We men and women


Peter,the husband to Diana and father of one kid decided to buy a lying machine since his son was becoming uncontrollable with lies so he wanted something that could confront him by providing some sort of evidence.The machine seemed to work well on the boy until he could lie no more...

So his father decided to sell the machine since its work was done and he therefore thought of  at least one last test before saying goodbye......
The test was on his wife.
He switched the machine on and asked his wife do you love me?? She said yes but the machine confirmed it to be a lie...He continued asking questions as the machine kept on saying FALSE!!....... whenever the wife answered.

She got really pissed off and just broke out and said. "Enough!!OK! I don't care about that stupid machine of yours whatever it says does not interest me ok!!and this son of ours is not even your son,he's the plumbers son!!!!!!......

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They both looked at each other angrily without talking then suddenly the machine broke the silence by saying CORTECT!!!!!!